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Here I`m going to place some stories (may be funny or may be not). They will be updated once in a week. Every body, who has an interesting story (funny or not), that he or she would like to tell can send me it by e-mail. Every story you send will be placed on this site.

Today I want to present you a rather funny story. One of my friends told me it not so long ago.

A man walks into a bar one morning carrying a box a little bigger than a shoe box.  The man walks up to the bar and sits down at the bar.The bartender asks, "What's in the box?". And the man responds, "If you give me a beer I'll show you". So the bartender pours him a draft and the man opens up the box and inside is a twelve inch man and a very small piano.  Well now the bartender was really interested. He asked the man, "well does he play that piano?" The man responded again with, "for a beer I'll show you". So the bartender again pours him a tall one and the man in the box starts to play some Mozart.
The bartender said  "That is just unbelievable!  Where did you get him?" The man again replied, "Give me another beer and I'll tell you." So once again, the bartender poured a beer and the man said, "well you see I was walking down this alley and I saw this old lamp.  I rubbed it and out came a genie.   And the rest is history." The bartender asked, "Well, do you still have the lamp? Can I give it a try?" The man said, "For one more beer, I'll give you the lamp." So the bartender gladly poured one more draft and the man pulled out this old looking lamp, and handed it to the bartender.  The bartender rubbed it vigorously, and sure enough, out popped a genie! The genie said, "you have released me, I will give you one wish". The bartender thought for only a second and said, "I want to have a million bucks!" And the genie replied, "It is done".  And then he disappeared.At that very instant the loudest thundering noise filled the air.  It was almost deafening.  And then the door to the bar flew open
and in flew thousands upon thousands upon thousands of ducks!  It was just unbelievable! The bartender screamed over the roar of flapping wings, "No I said BUCKS, BUCKS.  NOT DUCKS!" And all the man said was, "Did you really think that I
wished for a twelve inch pianist!"